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Joke of the Day

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reasons."

"What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common? ... Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer."

"My sister told me she is going to become fucking rich... I didn't know she wanted to be a porn actress"

"HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger? WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help ? WIFE : I use your toothbrush."

"Chemist died in a fire outbreak. Polices had identified the cause, the chemist knew the water was not a solution,"

"I would post a joke about cosmetics But I can't seem to make up one"

"I always try to tell myself that I don't actually hate people as much as I say I do...and then I go to the mall."

"Q: What do bees chew? A: Bumble gum."

"What is a pirates least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day."

"Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman, and then we're all set."