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Joke of the Day
"Know what stops the Bern? Preparation H!"
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"Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in? Katy Perry"
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So he gives her one."
"The five unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3. 4. 5."
"The way you feel while mumbling through that part of the song you don't know is how I feel about all my life decisions."
"My boyfriend recently called me his woman And now we're living in the jungle, wearing deer skin and hunting for food"
"Guys are a little like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food."
"My new girlfriend asked me how many girls I've slept with. ""Eleven,"" I replied. ""Wow! You must be a player,"" she laughed. ""No,"" I said, ""I'm their coach."""
"A black man, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!"" Courtesy of my Fox News-watching mom..."
"What do you call Jewish folk from New Jersey? Orange juice."