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Joke of the Day

"I don't know about you guys, but I think Jesus would definitely have had a hard time paying for my sins on a carpenters salary."

"What did the Jewish pirate say when he heard his wife died? Argh, shiva me timbers"

"Do you like snow? Yes Or Snow"

"[at the vets] He's really bad. He can't fly. ""He's a cat though."" [very sarcastically] oh I'm sorry is this the vets or the excuses clinic?"

"Knock knock [OC] Who's there? Bloop Bloop who Gross! what did you eat?"

"Jesus is really mad at me, and I don't know why. I even said have a good friday!"

"Fun Fact: If you hear small kids running around laughing hysterically, within 2 min. at least one will be on the floor crying hysterically."

"Sherlock was working on his garden, when Watson walked over and asked what he was planting. ""What are you planting?"" said Watson. ""It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."""

"What do you call a baby from Dover? Doverkiin."

"North Korea reminds me of a redhead Because they both have no Seoul"