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Joke of the Day

"When I see someone driving the same car I'm driving, I always peer in to make sure it's not me from another dimension."

"What do married people do for fun? Get divorced."

"I get all my cardio from sex.... That's why I'm so fat."

"Weird; People in my office have started naming the food in the company fridge. Today I ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin."

"I see wed people."

"Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott"

"What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry? Jesus in a submarine."

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"What do you call a Thu'um that makes a dragon orgasm? A Cu'um."

"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"