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"Ok, but like, how married are you?"
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"Why do women like to be on top during sex? Because they're over cum with joy."
"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says ""Uno, dos.."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres."
"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""
"What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn? Ebo-wling"
"A Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... He breaks his nose."
"Wild horses could definitely drag me away. Tame horses could too. A slightly muscular hamster probably could drag me away at this point."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He cannot comprehend the concept of a road. He is just looking for food."
"'Not Actual Game Footage' 'Translation' 'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game'"
"Nice try speed bumps, it's a rental."