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Joke of the Day

"Wild horses could definitely drag me away. Tame horses could too. A slightly muscular hamster probably could drag me away at this point."

"2 P R D R D R 2 R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 R D D R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 R D R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R P R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 A girl trying to park a car"

"Me: I'm updating my fitness app. Is bowling a sport? Him: You didn't bowl. You kept score. Me: Is score-keeping for bowling a sport?"

"What does a tire made of potatoes have? An inner tuber."

"Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming? Crackers always leave crumbs."

"Teacher to student: ""Make a sentence using the word ""I"" Student: ""I is.."" Teacher: ""No that is not correct, you should say I am"" Student: ""Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet""!"

"Boy comes home from school, tells his dad he had sex with his teacher The father grins, ""that's my boy. Will you do it again?"" Boy ""yes, as soon as my bottom stops hurting"""

"Pete and Repete are in a boat together. Pete jumps out of the boat. Who is left in the boat?"

"she had the body of Serena Williams and the penis of Serena Williams"

"Is high blood pressure contagious? Because I think I'm getting it from my patients."