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Joke of the Day

"'Not Actual Game Footage' 'Translation' 'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game'"

"If a guitar player is a guitarist, and a piano player is a pianist, what's the term for someone who plays the banjo? Racist"

"What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil? I've never paid to have a lentil on me!"

"I come from a small town. I come from a town where the population never changes. Everytime a kid is born, some guy leaves town. Old Rodney Dangerfield..."

"What is Jamaica's favorite TV series? The Walking Dread"

"Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth? It's the old meth math moth myth."

"What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud"

"if seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? bagels"

"Did you hear about the blind dog that never got lost? It really nose it's way around."

"You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee? Well latte-da."