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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says ""Uno, dos.."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres."

"What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!"

"Why do jews have such big noses? Because oxygen is free"

"What makes you sweat during the summer? A sweater."

"I told a popcorn joke to a bunch of military men The Colonels burst!"

"I eat my poo joke Knock knock...Who's there? I eat mop...I eat mop who?"

"I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but... you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either."

"I had sex in French class once. She was on *la verge* of cumming."

"We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling us not to download music because it's stealing."

"My friends say I'm condescending... That means I talk down to people."