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Joke of the Day
"What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path? Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants."
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"So I asked my roommate why life was so hard... (NSFW Language) He responded, ""How else would it fuck you?"""
"How did the actress from Legally Blonde die? Witherknife"
"If Carly Fiorina had a sex change... ...do you think that she might also change her name to Charlie Feelmaweena?"
"What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample? IDK."
"Easiest and quickest way to get me to shut up, open my mouth and get on my knees is to simply make it rain Skittles."
"So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links."
"What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator."
"Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys."
"A third-party vote walks out of a bar... He says ""Wow, I'm wasted."""