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Joke of the Day
"At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream!"
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"My neighbor's wife asked me if I wanted to help make her husband jealous... I said ""sure!"" and hung myself in the bedroom closet."
"I can tell we still live in a sexist society because... Doctors still make more money than nurses."
"Why are womens feet shorter than mens? So they can stand closer to the sink."
"Pretty sure most of the people in coffee shops on lap tops are just writing letters to their parents asking if they can move back home."
"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone."
"What do you call a muslim who graduated? Allah-mni!"
"I'm 35 and I was out to eat with my 18 year old girlfriend. Everyone was giving us dirty looks. Eventually I got up and yelled at everyone ""you are all ruining out 10th anniversary."""
"Me: pew pew...pew pew pew Guy at next urinal: Please stop"
"That moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill your dog."