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Joke of the Day

"What did the woman say to her husband who constantly turns the heater up way too high? ""This is why we can't have ice things!"""

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? He kneaded a poo."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!"

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now."

"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls when they run."

"Walnuts make my every cookie a game of Minesweeper."

"1942: How can we beat the Nazis? 1968: How can we go to the moon? 2006: How can a phone be a supercomputer? 2016: How can we beat the Nazis?"

"Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?"

"Sometimes I put my head between my legs and fall forward. Thats how I roll."

"What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder? ""hey zeus!"""