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Joke of the Day

"greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital"

"What do you call the deaf man with no limbs? Whatever you want."

"What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !"

"[creating humans] God: They will have a powerful immune system Assistant: Boring God: ok some will die from eating a peanut A: Nice, nice"

"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"Have you heard of the Austrian man Duerf? He was the world's leading reverse psychologist"

"Two paedophiles are waiting at a bus stop when an 8 year old girl walks past... One says to the other, ""I bet she was a looker in her day."""

"*calls restaurant* Me: Hi is your place a kid friendly restaurant? Host: Of course it is sir *hangs up*"

"I asked my friend what he does for a living. He said, ""I cut the arse off a cow and cook it."" At least he's making ends meet."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!"