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Joke of the Day

"Two flies on a piece of shit Two Flies are on a piece of shit. One farts and the others goes ""Hey! I'm eating here."""

"What do you call a nerd after highschool? Boss"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has a hook hand..."

"What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend? ""M'laundry."""

"My girlfriend left me recently because I kept on touching pasta... Right now I'm feeling cannelloni..."

"What do you do when you see a space man? Park the car, man."

"i'm just like one of the ladies in the commercials! dancin around with nair on my pits! usin a tampon as a mic as i lipsync the cranberries!"

"The Bat family were playing a game of ""old maid"" with a poker deck... Needless to say it was a never ending game. Everyone wanted the joker."

"What do you call Catholics who marry Jews? Cashews!"

"People who write clickbait headlines for a living: Fuck you."