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Joke of the Day

"What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line."

"What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam? A few degrees."

"Astronaut: *takes a picture of the moon* Moon: delete it"

"You guys stole those words from the dictionary."

"Why was the Easter Egg so happy? He just got laid by some chick!"

"Guys who go see 50 Shades of Grey... Do you all remain seated an extra 30 min after the movie's done? "

"It's called ""personal grooming"" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger."

"Hi 911, I'd like to report a drunk naked guy blasting off truck nuts w/ a shotgun. Time of incident? [takes drink] In about 20 minutes lol"

"Did you hear about the day your parents got married? It was so beautiful even the cake was in teirs."

"""I'm afraid I have some very bad news, sir,"" the doctor said. ""You have cancer and Alzheimer's."" ""Oh, well, at least I don't have cancer."""