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Joke of the Day

"Some girl is stalking me & has been telling ppl I'm her boyfriend. I'm flattered but I prefer to be the psychotic one in the relationship"

"On my latest trip through New England I was really impressed with New York City but Boston just blew me away"

"Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me."

"Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow ones are in prison"

"Why can ducks fly so well? They're high on quack."

"What do pizzas and parents have in common? If they are black, you've got nothing to eat."

"My new favorite sex position... Is called the JFK. It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"What did one hat say to the other hat? You wait here, I'm going to go on a head."

"Want to know why I like space heaters? ""They make great housewarming gifts"""

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field."