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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow ones are in prison"
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"I like my woman like i like my coffee... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch"
"Who called it Scientology and not Cruise control?"
"Q. ""Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?"" A. ""One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."""
"What does a rock do all day? Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)"
"Your tweet is funny. You didn't hear that short, little exhale through my nose?"
"A woman walks into a bar... The bartender asks what's she'd like to drink. The woman asks for a double entendre, so he gives it to her."
"Weird, started flirting in this bar and for some reason 4 guys just killed themselves."
"Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs."
"Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow."