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Joke of the Day
"What did one hat say to the other hat? You wait here, I'm going to go on a head."
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"What's the difference between a woman and a gun? Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home."
"With the terror and all the negative things going on in the world today, it's remarkable that Charlie Sheen is able to stay positive."
"A young boy got expelled for the using the C word in class The principal asked him ""That wasn't clever, was it?"" The boy replied "" No, it was cunt"""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle pith helmet and pygmy guide"
"Chinese elders dildo SHITTY SHITTY SHITTY"
"Hey hedgehogs, how about leaving some hedges for the rest of us?"
"Just went into a women's restroom and lifted all the toilet seats."
"When people with bible quotes in their bio follow me...I don't know man. I think you're gonna have a bad time"
"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave it to her."