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Joke of the Day

"What did one hat say to the other hat? You wait here, I'm going to go on a head."

"A ship full of red paint crashes into a island... The sailors were marooned."

"Me: Will you- Hubs: No Me: Can you- Hubs: Nope Me: Are you- Hubs: Oh no Me: Sex? Hubs: Yes Me: Oh hell no..... Communication is important."

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't."

"If 'real life' was really that great, Twitter wouldn't be so fucking addictive."

"How did Roman magistrates keep fit? Pontius Pilates."

"How's havin' a dick? It comes in handy."

"Mrs. Claus gave birth on the 24th of December I guess you could say Santa came early this year."

"What is a Nazi baker's secret ingredient? White Flour!"

"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period"