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Joke of the Day
"What do pizzas and parents have in common? If they are black, you've got nothing to eat."
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"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."
"Boy ant: Feel like a swim? Girl ant: Can't, I'm not boy ant."
"Best Buy: What's your street name? Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street."
"My girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one.   EDIT: to draw attention to new Gender Studies section in comments."
"stadium announcer: ""STADIUM!"""
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent P!"