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Joke of the Day
"Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere."
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"Twerking is the crocs of dancing."
"Why are there no living cats on Mars? Because curiosity killed them all."
"Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?"
"Hey Terminator, who are you dressing up as for the musical fancy dress? I'll be Bach"
"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable ? Putting her back in the wheel chair"
"I can't believe I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach.... ...boy was my face red."
"Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds."
"How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ."
"What did the fat cat go to prison for? Purrrjury"