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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach.... ...boy was my face red."
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"Like boxes of shit in your house? Get a cat."
"What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely."
"Q.How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit? A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes"
"Conversation between a politician and prostitute Politician : Hi, I'm 52. I am a politician and I am honest. Prostitute : Hi, I'm 27. I am a prostitute and I am virgin."
"To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car."
"I've been seeing a lot of these lately, so here is mine. I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."
"Damn girl you must have been out in the sun all day. Because you appealin'"
"folks nowadays love Buzzfeed lists. well guess what kids, I've got a ""Top 10 list"" for u thats total #WIN. it's called the 10 Commandments"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together."