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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable ? Putting her back in the wheel chair"
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"Why did the sex assault victim get triggered by the pear? Because pear in an anagram for rape."
"What do you call it when someone starts telling a joke"
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"John Deere's manure spreader... ...is the only equipment the company won't stand behind."
"All of Ariel's mer-sisters' names started with A too. More like keeping up with the Karsplashians."
"What do you call man without toes? What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant!!"
"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"
"The only time I hate being single is when I knock something over & catch it before it hits the ground but there's no one around to see it."
"Don't do any jokes about Jesus this Easter.. He's not the guy you'd want to cross..."