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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no living cats on Mars? Because curiosity killed them all."
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"When you know it is too cold in Bay Area? When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets."
"Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby"
"It's not a bad movie, but it is hard to believe a character named Captain America wouldn't be morbidly obese."
"You realize kids in other countries make Air Jordan's and iPhones right? -Me responding poorly to my kid's homemade Father's Day gifts."
"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Raw Raw Rawhahaha..."
"Birds are dinosaurs? No. I want dinosaurs here or I want them completely gone. I don't need a bullshit imitation dinosaur to shit on my car."
"Donald Trump, This is.. (optional)"