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Joke of the Day
"What did the fat cat go to prison for? Purrrjury"
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"Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101. Today's class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you're here now, you failed."
"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect a teritary joke."
"Who is modern fiction's most notorious serial killer? George R. R. Martin."
"Did it hurt when you fell off a whore tree and banged every man on the way down?"
"The Garlic Eater by I Malone"
"What did the doughnut say to the cop? Don't glaze me, bro"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 16, one to change the bulb, and 15 to form a support group."
"Sure, he's got his faults, like -- he's a necromancer, and a hoarder... ... but doesn't everybody have a few skeletons in their closet?"
"Request - Lawyer Jokes"