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Joke of the Day
"What did the fat cat go to prison for? Purrrjury"
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"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother"
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"In conclusion, members of the board, I'm sorry I brought the wrong USB, & thank you for your feigned interest in my sesame street PowerPoint"
"I heard a Sean Connery film once got am R rating Because he said ""sit"" too many times Edit: shit didn't proofread the title, *an* not *am*"