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Joke of the Day
"Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!"
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"Marriage is for men who miss staying with their parents."
"America as a whole is pretty bad at geometry... We're all out of shape."
"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll."
"What's the difference between clever and stupid ? you can't wank yourself clever."
"Presently poking others but your poke is important to me. Please stay online and your pokes will be returned in the order they were received. Approximate wait time is five minutes."
"I actually feel bad for Justin Bieber. No girl should have to take a picture without her makeup on"
"If the expression 'you're what you eat' is true... then cannibals are the only real humans!"
"I bought my wife a new dress A really slinky number But it only works when shes going down stairs"
"Man goes to the doctor ""Doc, doc, the area around the entrance on my butt is a little itchy"" ""I think you mean the exit........."""