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Joke of the Day

"Presently poking others but your poke is important to me. Please stay online and your pokes will be returned in the order they were received. Approximate wait time is five minutes."

"X is a sign of the times But if you're in excel, it's *"

"What do you call a Russian Duke who makes butter the old fashioned way? A churn-noble!"

"I'm having a hard time... contrtolling my erections."

"I went to the doctor the other day.... ... and told him, ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get a stiffy."" He looked at me and said, ""That's because you look like a cunt!"""

"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer The taste"

"Me: When does karaoke start? Him: Never. Me: But I put my ""I ? Karaoke"" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever."

"Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach the lifeguard comes up to her to say ""Excuse me mame but the tide wants to come in."""

"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

"What's the fourth derivative called? Inauguration. Why? Change of jerk."