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Joke of the Day

"Presently poking others but your poke is important to me. Please stay online and your pokes will be returned in the order they were received. Approximate wait time is five minutes."

"Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman? Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant."

"Why cant the bike stand on its own? Because its two tired."

"Why won't people let Hitler go to the Bar-BQ? He'll just burn the Frank's!"

"Who would win in a fight? A bicycle wheel or an old book? Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped."

"What's Mozart doing? decomposing."

"Does anyone else bring a bag of clever disguises to the grocery store in case there's a wine sampling booth that day?"

"Somebody in here smells really good. I will hunt you down. I will sniff you."

"My favorite part of eating alone at this trendy restaurant was when the waitress asked if I had cats because I had cat hair, ""all over."""

"A dog will never borrow money from you, and that's why he's man's best friend."