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Joke of the Day
"I actually feel bad for Justin Bieber. No girl should have to take a picture without her makeup on"
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"Why haven't we sent a woman to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning"
"""Dad I'm gay..."" ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""
"What happens when you join two Koreans together? Linkin Park."
"Jesus may have fed fishes and loaves to 5000 people.... But hitler made 6 million jews toast."
"Why do we call them the Smoky Mountains? Because the moonshiners got there before the cartographers!"
"The fact that Fred Flintsone ate brontosaurus burgers seems less charming when you realize Dino was also a brontosaurus."
"What is a Polish person's favorite weapon? A Warsaw..."
"Date: Lets break the ice. Polar bear: break th-[shatters Coke bottle] BREAK THE ICE? What are you saying?! D: I mea- PB: THATS MY HOME LINDA"
"Someone stole my mood ring.. And I don't know how I feel about that Credits to 30 Rock"