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Joke of the Day

"I bought my wife a new dress A really slinky number But it only works when shes going down stairs"

"What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen? A computer virus!"

"friend: i want a bf me: i want to hold the reins of 2 equally powerful, beautiful horses who run w/perfectly matched paces & also respect me"

"What did Hitler eat for breakfast? Luftwaffes"

"what do goats and humans have in common? Their kids are nice and tender."

"as a teen did you ever steal your moms booze and fill it back up with water, or steal money out of her purse and fill it back up with water"

"Did you hear about the guy who opened a cheese store in Israel? He called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth""."

"What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ? Being given head."

"My wife has just walked out the door with the kids for good because of my addiction to horse racing. In fact, I can see them now they're all at the gate and they're off!"

"A man's girlfriend shaves her pussy in the shower. His girlfriend says ""Hey babe, I shaved my pussy...you know what that means?"" The man replies ""Yeah, the fucking drain is clogged again."""