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Joke of the Day

"If the expression 'you're what you eat' is true... then cannibals are the only real humans!"

"What do you eat when you fly? Plane food or Plain food?"

"Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50 Coca-Cola........ $1.99 Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless"

"Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!"

"People who say ""Don't shit where you eat"" have clearly never heard of Chipotle"

"From my 8yo daughter: What do you call a boat made out of corn? A: A tortilla ship!"

"Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker? Because he is."

"Haters gonna hate. Tweeters gonna tweet. It's actually pretty obvious that verbs are performed by their respective nouns."

"[Olive Garden] Me: *walks in* Hostess: *hands me shovel* Bury the bodies in the back. Me: Huh? Hostess: When you're here you're family."

"The doctor said I had a bad case of kyphosis. ""Are you sure?"" I said. He replied, ""Honestly, it's just a hunch."" Edit: [Jokes are funnier when explained](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyphosis)."