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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is for men who miss staying with their parents."
Next Joke
"Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What what?"
"Walk up in the club like ""THIS IS MY JAM"" handing out small jars of my homemade raspberry preserves"
"What do you call water that hasn't been changed? Still, water."
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo"
"Pilots will get this. RETARD! RETARD!"
"""I'm not angry, just disappointed. You need to try harder. This is important! Do I make myself clear?"" ""Sorry, sir. Here's your ketchup."""
"Why did the dog lose the lawsuit? It was a shih-tzu"
"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some earbuds in your pocket 2) wait one minute"
"My asian friend lent me a cow with hair that changes color It's currently on roan"