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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is for men who miss staying with their parents."
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"Teachers at the pre-school ask why I'm in a good mood in the morning... I'm like, ""Duh...did you not see me just leave my kids with you?"""
"A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is an unfit leader... but I ran a half marathon alongside him, and he finished in a pretty respectable time"
"Mexican joke Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an essay so she went home and did an ese."
"""I just can't control myself around you"" - Me talking to a homemade batch of cookies"
"Confucius say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
"Read about a 60 yr old woman wanting to swim from Florida to Cuba & felt inspired & wanted to help so I emailed her a picture of a boat"
"A woman has sued a hospital, stating that, after recent treatment, her husband had lost interest in sex. The doctors replied: All we did was correct his eyesight'"
"Bad news... Apparently ""bouncing baby boy"" is just an idiom."
"What do you call a snake that works in the government? A civil serpent"