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Joke of the Day

"Man goes to the doctor ""Doc, doc, the area around the entrance on my butt is a little itchy"" ""I think you mean the exit........."""

"What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator? Norse Korea"

"I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!"

"What do you call a fat woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic"

"What did the sassy monkey say to the bad monkey? You don't deserve a banana."

"How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer? Ask them to pronounce the word, ""unionized""."

"One day... I was on the front page of reddit"

"I'm not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people."

"How can you tell if a girl is a lesbian? Look really closely at her tongue.... If it's in another girls vagina, she's a lesbian"

"How do you make an archaeologist blush? [repost for spelling] You hand him a dirty tampon and ask him what period it's from!"