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Joke of the Day
"When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him ?"
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"A redditor and his friend, Elle, walk into a bar... The redditor notices a jar of mayonnaise on the bar, so he says, ""Hey, Elle, a mayo!"""
"[interview] BOSS: So you have zero experience? ME: Hire me & I'll give u a sweet nickname B: That's absurd.. ME: Lazerwolf B: Welcome aboard"
"If a blue man lives in the blue house and a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house? A white man."
"Sorry about your lost dog. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it."
"I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song."
"After the hipster got his girl pregnant, he wouldn't shut up about how he was into her before she got big."
"Black lives matter Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."
"What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve? Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning"
"religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay"