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Joke of the Day

"One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you."

"My drug dealer ... cracks me up."

"User interface? I hardly even know her!"

"Wife: I can't find my phone Me: Want me to call it? Wife: Sure, I - Me: PHONE, HERE BOY"

"How does Boomhower describe the Genitals of the Lieutenant from the Reno Police Department? Dang ol' Dangle dangle."

"Germany are welcoming refugees like war heroes because they had never had the chance to welcome the real thing. I'm mean."

"World's most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE"

"How do you fix a Jack O Latern? With a pumpkin patch!"

"Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K"

"Researchers recently unveiled a device will launch stinging insects at high speeds. It has beegun."