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Joke of the Day

"EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"

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"Oh my god! there was a kidnapping right outside my house today... So weird to see a kid sleeping on the sidewalk in the middle of the day."
"""What's your job?"" Programming. ""What's your hobby?"" Programming. ""What do you do when you're not programming?"" Think about programming."
"fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine"
"Wisdom There comes a time in a man's life where he stops and askes himself ""Should I stick my penis in there?"""
"A proud German from Frankfurt was so pissed off when he traveled to England and people called him a Frankfurter ... ... he moved to Hamburg."
"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year Roll on 2017"
"How long will a floating point operation float?"
"What is the Speed of Darkness? ... ... Batman!"
"What is a cation afraid of? A dogion"
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