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Joke of the Day

"EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"

"Why is a bullet like a gay man? When it gets it in the ass, he blows his load!"

"The good news is, I found my phone charger in my bed while I was vacuuming my sheets. The bad news is, you read that 2nd part correctly."

"What's brown and smells funny? Clown Poo"

"One time Bill Murray came up to me at a Wendys, took a fry off my tray, ate it, looked me dead in the eyes and said ""Nobody's going to believe you"""

"Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting? He was addicted to crack."

"Everyone knows someone in real life that actually resembles a garden gnome."

"In response to Wikipedia's ""price of a cup of coffee is all we need"" fundraiser. I like my coffee like my wikipedia. Free!"

"What do you call a gay who actually fought in Vietnam and doesn't speak english? Russian"

"Q: ""Have you heard about the new pirate movie?"" A: ""It's rated aaarrrrrrrr."""