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Joke of the Day
"Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting? He was addicted to crack."
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"*takes picture of son putting ornament on the tree* Okay, now give that back to mommy and don't touch another one, okay?"
"Two Mafia hitmen are walking through the forest at night when one of them says ""I have to admit, it's pretty scary out here."" The other replies, ""You think this is bad? I have to walk back alone."""
"What did the fruit say to the vegetable? Lettuce be grape friends."
"How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they've invented torches."
"If a blonde and a brunette jump off a bridge, who would hit the ground first? The brunette, the blonde would stop for directions!"
"How do you disappoint a Redditor? Repost the same exact joke over and over and/or upvote it to the front page."
"knock knock YOU: who's there ME: I eat mop YOU:______"
"A man walks into a zoo... But there is only a dog. It's a shih tzu."
"The most courageous thing a TV show can do now is keep all its characters alive."