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Joke of the Day
"Everyone knows someone in real life that actually resembles a garden gnome."
Next Joke
"friend: wish you were here! me, abruptly stopping whatever I'm doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really"
"Two elephants meet a nudist After a while one elephant says to the other ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing"""
"Dinosaur 911: what's ur emergency Dinosaur: A FIREBALL IN THE SKY IS FLYIN AT US Dinosaur 911: is it the sun Dinosaur: haha probably. bye"
"A debator turned politician ordered everyone with beards to go home and come back the next day. He wanted them touche-v it."
"I'm thankful to live in a time where I can use social media without having to use social skills."
"Where are the best leaders made? Flint, Michigan."
"What's the purpose of propellers on a plane? To keep the captain cool. If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat."
"How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments? Very Djently."
"Limits Of Technology A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."