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Joke of the Day

"In response to Wikipedia's ""price of a cup of coffee is all we need"" fundraiser. I like my coffee like my wikipedia. Free!"

"What's a feminists favourite type of math? triggernometry"

"What's the difference between Obama and Osama? O(b-s)ma^2"

"Forget Klondike, you should see what I'd do for an open bar."

"""so doc... am I dying?"" ""we're all dying, just at different speeds"" ""but what about me"" ""You're like, the Usain Bolt of dying dude lmao"""

"Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite. I know that joke has its faults, so I'll just accept my pumicement and go back to looking at cleavage."

"What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs."

"Old people smell weird because They are surrounded by hundreds upon thousands of skin cells that have fallen off of their bodies over the years. Dead... Like all of their friends..."

"""I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you and - oh sorry, wrong number."" - Liam Neeson in Mistaken"

"What gym did Socrates go to? The Y."