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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and smells funny? Clown Poo"
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"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street. They spied a young boy playing up the street. The Priest said to the Rabbi, ""let's go up and fuck that boy"". The Rabbi said ""out of how much""."
"Yeah, that's it. I was an hour late for work because I forgot to adjust my clocks. That is also why I smell like liquor."
"Mountains... They peaked years ago"
"What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common? The pope died a virgin"
"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."
"Girlfriends are like puzzles. The smaller ones are easier to beat"
"March forth is National Grammar Day March forth, it is National Grammar Day on March 4th!"
"My ex-wife got a job in Huston giving back-rubs in Walmart She's the Texas Chain Store Massager"
"Why did the condom hit the wall? Because it was pissed off"