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Joke of the Day

"This time of year, I get sick of everyone writing an ""X"" instead of ""Christ"". I think it's time we all put the Christ back in Christ-box 360"

"I thought about starting a support group for pessimists... ...but why bother, it's not like it'd make any difference anyway..."

"Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim? A: Mohammered."

"If everyone has a beautiful side, I guess I'm a circle."

"What tense do Italians speak in? Pasta continuous."

"Matthew McConaughey is for Matthew McConaughorses"

"Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side."

"Women's magazines: Page 5: accept yourself for who you are Page 8: how to lose 10lbs in 1 week Page 12: best cake recipe"

"Why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"What's a spiders favorite way to learn? A webinar."