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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim? A: Mohammered."
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"(Animal school) Lion: That's my desk Wildebeast: Sorry, I'm gnu -5 minutes later Sloth: *slowly falling from chair* Ha. Ha. Ha. Gnu!"
"I think my entire family is racist.. I was dating a white woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family. My wife and kids never even wanted to speak to her."
"What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy? Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts."
"How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called? An Igloominati"
"Note to the 82 year old widow who won the Powerball jackpot last night: Sup, girl?"
"Beer = Mama If you would change 4 letters in the word ""beer"" you would get the word ""mama"" :)"
"Once you go black... You're a single mother."
"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.. you racist bastard!"
"What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99? You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday."