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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side."
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"Trying to decide who to leave my middle fingers to when I die."
"In the competition of female logics, a random number generator won."
"What do you call a mix Mexican-Jamaican rock climber? A caribeaner."
"""What's better than a happy smiling baby?"" ""Personal freedom and disposable income?"" ""You make it really hard to talk to you sometimes."""
"Just got back from Germany... and let me tell ya, their meat is the Wurst."
"My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far she's getting a McChicken."
"I found a company that describes your dick! microsoft"
"What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad? A Bipolar Bear"
"A snake walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""How did you do that?"""