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Joke of the Day
"If everyone has a beautiful side, I guess I'm a circle."
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"What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J."
"There's a fire at a trick birthday candle plant. Firefighters have been battling the blaze on and off for 5 days."
"I used to really enjoy smoking cigarettes... but now it tastes like they simply turn to ash in my mouth."
"Did you hear the story about the broken pencil? It's pointless."
"everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive"
"Gary Coleman died of multiple aneurysms.... which is kind of like Different Strokes."
"Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold out here!"
"How do you make holy water? You just take normal water and boil the hell out of it."
"Recently girls have been mistaking me as British, It's because, honey, when I nut, ""Cheerio!"""