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Joke of the Day
"What's a spiders favorite way to learn? A webinar."
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"Interviewer: your resume says you were a waiter Me: yes that's right Interviewer: where at Me: out in the lobby right before this interview"
"Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy? Because my Aggregate Demand is growing."
"What do you call a porpoise that acts like a Nazi? Adolfin'"
"My Voodoo doll would be a glazed ham wrapped in chicken feathers."
"If you're attacking a paraplegic convention... Are you harming unarmed citizens?"
"My biggest fear in life is dying from the .01% of germs that the hand sanitizer doesn't kill."
"Running away doesn't help you with your problems Unless you're fat. Then yeah, run."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died. Also; what is Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
"Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, ""wow, it's really getting hot in here."" The second muffin says, ""Wow... a talking muffin ! """