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Joke of the Day

"My friend had asked me for tips that may help his erectile dysfunction Apparently, a hotter wife wasn't a good answer."

"Stabbed myself in the eye with a yellow pen and now everything looks all Instagramy."

"I bet old hobbit ladies watched a lot of ""Mordor, She Wrote."""

"*Moses opens tablet* You have TEN unread commandments."

"Whats white blue and rectangular? A fridge with a denim jacket on."

"What do you call a circumcision for a dollar? A rip off!"

"What do you get when you have sex with an Alligator? Gatoraids"

"In a philosophy class... Professor: Sometimes an idiot's question is too hard for even 10 geniuses to answer. One student pipes up: No wonder I fail my tests."

"Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!"

"A father bull and his son are standing on a hill. Overlooking the cows. The son says ""dad lets run down there and fuck a cow!"" The father bull says ""Son, lets walk down there and fuck em all."""