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Joke of the Day

"Why could nobody win a dance off at the annual African American ball? Because it was a black tie event"

"Pardon me while I slip into something a little more... unconscious."

"Shout out to that old cop in movies, talkin' 'bout how soon he's gonna retire & go sailing with his wife. Dude is about to get BLOWED UP!"

"Spice up Christmas shopping by entering random fitting rooms, waiting 5 minutes, then yelling, ""Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"""

"Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom? Because they can't even."

"An officer pulls over a speeding blonde and asks her for her license. She angrily exclaims ""Yesterday you took away my license and now you want to see it again?"""

"When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them."

"The last person you would ever hear say ""hey gang"" is someone in an actual gang"

"Objects on twitter may appear funnier than they are."

"What does a gay rooster say? ""Anycockledoooooo!"""