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Joke of the Day

"Why could nobody win a dance off at the annual African American ball? Because it was a black tie event"

"What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? This is my domain"

"A normal knock-knock joke ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Are you."" ""Are you who?"" ""Stop speaking incorrect grammar and get out of my house!"""

"I just wrote down my best joke ever my best joke ever"

"What do boobs and margaritas have in common? One is not enough and three is to many"

"Name your newborn Cylinder so the day he finishes high school he'd become a Graduated Cylinder"

"What car do polite cowboys drive? Audi!"

"Now that dogs have been shown to be able to sniff out cancer, is this the end for the cat scan?"

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"Harry Potter jokes Give us your best Harry Potter joke. I'll start. What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked? He whipped out his wand and yelled, ""***Shtupify***!""."