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Joke of the Day
"Whats white blue and rectangular? A fridge with a denim jacket on."
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"Removing the skin of an orange... That's appealing."
"What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree? Nice log rhythms"
"X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup..."
"MAN TO LIZARD: ""SO I HEAR YOU'RE IN FLOORING SALES"" LIZARD: ""IM MORE IN PROMOTION"" MAN: ""WHAT DO YOU DO"" LIZARD: ""I REP TILE"""
"How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl? ""Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"""
"What does E.T stand for? Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry."
"whats the name of the app? Q: Name the app for which all the USERS must be LOSERS? A: TINDER"
"So many haunted ""mansions."" Sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost."
"Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !"