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Joke of the Day
"I bet old hobbit ladies watched a lot of ""Mordor, She Wrote."""
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"son you're getting older and one way I show my trust in you is letting you tackle some tough jobs on your own; bathing the cat for starters"
"The non-Spanish version of Ambien is called Amgood."
"what do you call a black guy that flies airplanes? A pilot you fucking racist!"
"If you want to break your addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers... you need to quit cold turkey."
"What does a fat person and hitler have in common? Neither of them can finish a race"
"My doctor asked if I drink to excess. I told him I'll drink to anything."
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck."
"Why do cows have bells? Because there horns don't work"
"What's the opposite of irony? Wrinkly."