160599
Joke of the Day
"I bet old hobbit ladies watched a lot of ""Mordor, She Wrote."""
Next Joke
"What is a detective duck supposed to do? Quack the case! I'll show myself out."
"ho! ho! ho! why is Santas sack always full? Because he only comes once a year."
"I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger"
"I like my games like I like my women cheap and used"
"Why did Saul want to kill Christians? Because he was Saulty. I'll^show^^myself^^^out..."
"How do you find the vegan on tumblr they find you"
"My friends & I were taking shots every time Trump interrupted Clinton. My BFF Chad is dead :("
"Once I was travelling in a taxi, the taxi driver said: ""I am very happy with this job. I am my own boss and nobody can order me what to do."" Then I said: ""Take left."""
"Do you want to hear a short joke? One second......"