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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!"

"Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!"

"If you are not so happy with life, Come join us on Facebook. We'll make you forget you ever had one."

"And now for a brief trip back to the early 90's. Knock knock. Who's there? Amy Fisher *BANG!!!*"

"That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you were never dating."

"A procrastinator's work is never done."

"When Granpa revealed an exit wound scar from WWII it gave me strength to show him the owie owie bruise I suffered closing a faulty pizza box"

"Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"Who's going to lose the upcoming election? Society."

"Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm ""the one,"" but isn't talking to a police officer."