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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you have sex with an Alligator? Gatoraids"
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"Contrary to popular belief, the best lubricant for anal sex is not tears. It's blood"
"Here lies Aunt Brenda. Trampled to death on the day after Thanksgiving trying to save $18 on a crock pot. Rest in peace, sweet angel."
"The 3yo insisted on helping me put all the laundry away. It's only taken us 6 hours & 10 minutes & apparently pants go in the fridge now."
"Today I went to the protest The protesters aren't going to mace themselves"
"In Summertime, wow do you tell the difference between an American-born Arab and a Middle Eastern-born Arab? Heatstroke."
"TIFU by messing up my wife's Subway order. Whoops, wrong sub."
"I guess he's going back to ""the artist formerly known as prince"" too soon?"
"Teacher to lil Donal Trump Teacher: what you want to be when you grow up? lil Donald: I want to be Donald Trump because I'm rich, very...rich."
"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"