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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a circumcision for a dollar? A rip off!"
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"Why did they bury Rock Hudson ass up? So his friends could stop by and crack open a cold one."
"So I see Keira Knightley has named her daughter Edie.. Guess her name won't be the only thing without double D's"
"So my japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day.. .. Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea."
"What's blue and white and sits up a tree? A fridge wearing a denim jacket."
"What's it like paying a dude for sex? It's a pain in the ass."
"Two Condoms Two condoms walk by a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in here and get shit-faced."""
"Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water? A: On a map!"
"Growing a beard comes from laziness. If you ladies think that's sexy I have some laundry on my bedroom floor that'll turn you on."
"Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars? R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out."