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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the famous astronomer whose observations were the foundation of Kelper's great works. Typo Brahe."

"Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!!"

"How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!"

"And now a mediocre blonde joke: what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair Artificial intelligence"

"Two men walk into a bar The third one ducks"

"There seems to be a direct correlation between how many rosaries you have hanging on your rearview and how shitty a driver you are."

"How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors? Through ex-spear-i-mints."

"Hilary Clinton, Bill O'Reilly and Brian Williams walk into a bar Well not necessarily a bar per se and they didn't actually walk in and they weren't together...Ok I made it all up"

"Everybody just wants to get off... ....This elevator because that guy stinks"

"To all the haters out there, I think Melania Trump's speech hit all the right keys. Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V"